A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, and St. Peter says, “I can’t see that you did anything really good in your life but, you never did anything bad either and if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you’re in.”
The guy thinks for a moment and says, “Yeah, there was this one time when I was drivin’ down the highway and I saw a giant group of KKK Biker Gang Rapists assaulting a girl.
Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tyre iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear.
I rip the leader’s chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tyre iron. Then I yelled at the rest of them, ‘Leave this poor, innocent girl alone! You’re all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!”
St. Peter is really impressed, and asked “When did this happen?”
“Oh, about two minutes ago.”
