Boyle Whispers (your rumour channel) reports: “Local body gazers and even sons of-a-guns can’t make up their minds about the new sign at the Doon Shore. “They should be banned” wrote a prominent local. “Get ’em off ya” wrote another “it can be so f’n disturbing to encounter someone wearing a burkini at the Doon Shore” “And what about those big fat men wearing Speedos” was the comment from a lady of good taste!”